Jizz in my pants! Uh…
I introduced my friend Mike Nyffeler to twitter and next thing I know he is direct messaging me with this little piece of heaven. Take a couple of minutes and enjoy!
Update: YouTube is no longer allowing this video to be embedded, so Here is the VIDEO!
After watching this I realized a couple of different things:
- SNL (Saturday Night Live) is Amazing! &
- If you love doing ANYTHING, you can make a living at it (if you work hard enough)!
Want to be a comic? Work on your stand up! Want to be a model? Work on your fitness and overall sexual appeal.
Don’t stand around waiting for life (or the good parts of it) to fall into your lap, It won’t happen. You will never when the lottery if you don’t go buy a ticket. [And yes...that is exactly what I mean, if you want to accomplish your dreams, go buy a lottery ticket!]
I’m working on being the best, most creative, wealthiest (ask me my definition of wealthy), and happiest business man / father / husband / friend I can be…and loving every minute of it. Even the hard ones.
If there is anyway I can attempt to help you, just let me know.
~Chais Meyer

Andy Samberg is the man…His Lazy Sunday video is one of my favorites.
I will check that video out today, Thanks!
~Chais Meyer
Chais, I took your advice and went to purchase a lottery ticket but when I asked for a ticket that offered sustainable and rewarding relationships, meaningful challenges, and predictable financial status…the emo chick behind the counter stopped chewing her gum and just stared at me.
Thanks for making me come across as a complete idiot to a hot emo chick wearing hello kitty earrings.
I really like the production level of the SNL video. That’s about as attractive as premature ejaculation will ever get, I think.
Introducing a favorite term of mine: verbal ejaculate. I’m sure you’ve seen it in action on Twitter; the Robin Williams-stand-up-routine-with-bottle-of-water type of communication style some love so much.
Best to you!
Seth
Seth, Thank you so much for letting me know about your experience with the hot emo chick! LMAO!
Is this type of interaction too short to be considered a date? Just wondering if I will see this roll through your blog or not.
I would agree that premature ejaculation is never a pretty picture, unless your a selfish bastard that is racing to the finish line. In that sight…Way to be winners SNL! You came in first in my book!
Thanks again,
I look forward to reading the Papers!
~Chais Meyer
i would like you to blog about your definition of wealthy.
I would love to give it to you…and I will!
~Chais Meyer
A similar video was done two years ago called “The Prompt Lover”. Check it out: http://www.sketchmates.com
Will M
Will,
That is a great video! Very funny. It is amazing how so many people can have a similar idea without even knowing each other.
Thank you very much for spending your time to make a comment!
Have an Awesome Day!
~Chais Meyer
Thanks Chais! Yeah as my friend’s Mom used to say: “Great minds think alike, fools seldom differ!” There’s a discussion about all this on the SNL chat board: http://boards.nbc.com/nbc/index.php?showtopic=812632
Best,
Will McGuinty