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Fuck!

December3

I’M FUCKING PISSED OFF! I WANT A LET OUT OF MY FUCKING EMOTIONS…SO HERE IT IS!

FUCK YOU KIELLE FROM WELLS FARGO (I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR FUCKING NAME)! FUCK YOU WELLS FARGO AND YOUR OVERDRAFT FEES (FUCKING RAPERS)! FUCK YOUR IDEA OF CUSTOMER GROWTH AND STABILITY! FUCK YOUR POLICIES! FUCK YOUR CORPORATE MANAGERS AND THE FUCKING DECISIONS THEY “SAY” “HAVE TO BE MET”! FUCK YOU FOR BUTT FUCKING THE LITTLE GUYS!

GO GET YOUR FUCKING JOLLIES SOMEWHERE FUCKING ELSE!

I DEPOSIT FUNDS (MY MONEY AFTER FUCKING TAXES, BEFORE FUCKING TAXES, EVEN MY FUCKING TAXES) AND YOU FUCKING MAKE MONEY ON ALL OF IT! WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? YOU TELL ME THAT “THE FEES ARE HOW YOU STAY IN BUSINESS”, BULL FUCKING SHIT! YOUR FEES ARE FUCKING FROSTING ON YOUR CORPORATE ASS RAPE CAKE.  YOU DO HAVE THE POWER TO LIFT THOSE FEES.

SO…IS IT MY FAULT THAT I HAVE MONEY IN ADDITIONAL CHECKING ACCOUNTS THAT YOU “CAN’T” TRANSFER. IT’S NOT LIKE I DIDN’T MAKE MY FUCKING DEPOST, I MADE IT 45 MINUTES TOO LATE TO COUNT ON THAT BUSINESS DAY! AND YOU FUCKING CHARGE ME $140 IN OVERDRAFT FEES! PULL IT FROM MY OTHER ACCOUNTS YOU FUCKERS.

YOU PISS ME OFF! DAMN I’M PISSED, FUCK YOU WELLS FARGO AND YOUR LAME ASS, NO SPINE EMPLOYEES.

I’M GOING TO VERY SUCCESSFUL SOMEDAY (GRANTED THAT I’M STILL ALIVE), CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I AM NOT YOUR AVERAGE FUCKING POND SCUM? IN YOUR EYES I AM JUST A SOCIAL SECURITY #, THAT’S HOW YOU ACCESS ALL MY FUCKING INFORMATION. FUCK YOU!

THINK ABOUT CHANGING HOW YOU DEAL WITH YOUR CUSTOMERS! THINK ABOUT HOW YOU COULD MAKE ME A FAN FOR YOUR COMPANY INSTEAD OF A HATER! THEIR ARE SOME REALLY COOL PEOPLE AT THE LOCAL BRANCH (THAT I KNOW OF) AND THEN SOME OTHER FUCKERS!

I KNOW WELLS…YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR EMPLOYEES, I KNOW THAT YOU CAN’T MONITOR EVERYTHING AT EVERY MOMENT! FUCK, I KNOW THAT. WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE CUSTOMER SERVICE TRAINING? WHAT ABOUT A RATING SYSTEM FOR YOUR EMPLOYEES (UNDER 2 STARS AND THEY GET THE FUCKING WALK).

FUCK THIS SITUATION! 4 OVERDRAFT FEES FOR $140 IN ONE HOUR! FUCK YOU!

I WANT TO MAKE SO MANY THREATS TO YOU RIGHT NOW THAT I WILL NEVER FOLLOW UP ON…ARGG!

FUCK MY IRRISPONSIBILITY! FUCK MY (RECENT) LACK OF DESIRE TO BE THE BEST…MEDIOCRITY IS FOR KIELLE AT WELLS FARGO, NOT ME! GO LIVE YOUR AVERAGE LIFE AND ENJOY BEING DICKS TO CUSTOMERS, FUCKING WELLS FARGO EMPLOYEE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)!

I NEEDED THIS! I NEEDED TO START A FIRE IN MY BELLY! THANKS FOR BEING A BITCH! DAMN…I’M GOING TO DOMINATE!

HEY WELLS FARGO…FUCK YOUR IDEAS THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE UNLESS SOMEONE INSIDE DECIDES TO CARRY THE BRUNT OF THE WEIGHT ON THEIR OWN BACK!

HAVE AN AWESOME FUCKING DAY…I’M GOING TO BE THE BEST I CAN!
I’M PISSED… CHAIS.

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